That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
This is the high leading the old right now
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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