there was a trapeze. enough said
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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