Buhtt sex?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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