I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
