Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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