sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
