normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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