I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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