p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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