She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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