I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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