He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Enjoy the penises
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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