why do cheetos always look like penises
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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