grandma shit on top of the toilet
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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