When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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