i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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