if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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