Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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