They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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