one might say we're banned from that church
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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