Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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