The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
