when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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