omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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