She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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