all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
