Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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