Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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