Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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