Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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