just tell him i said nine months
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. đŚ
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
His name isnt in my phone as âSatanâs spawnâ for no reason. #devildick
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didnât consume six shots of espresso
:)
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