If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It's just like the Real World with babies
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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