I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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