5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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