oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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