why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
