ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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