Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he thought i was a dude.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I wear drunk well.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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