just tell him i said nine months
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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