I want to have your abortion
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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