At least make sure they are 18
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Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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