Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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