I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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