On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Randomize
