Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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