im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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