that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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