You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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