I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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