This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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