omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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