i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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