we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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