Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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